287 responses

  1. Jay Morgan
    December 29, 2013

    Being a smart ass, I told Siri “I wanna get laid.”

    She sent me a list of escort services.

    • Jill
      January 29, 2016

      I’ve never seen this one listed but it makes me laugh,ask Siri”war Eagle

      • #RANDOM YOLO Shearer
        January 14, 2017

        Say to Siri: ” Siri Siri on the screen who is the meanest,or fairest of them all?
        Her response is absolutely priceless!! :D
        :D if you do this trick you can either say meanest or fairest I did fairest
        Bwahhahaha this was really funny

    • Braden
      June 15, 2016

      say Why are you so mean?

      • Rosie
        April 16, 2017

        Sorry this is not on ur topic but it’s the only way I can comment I said to Siri hey computer and she told me 5 different answers for the question the answers where based off of the new Lego batman movie

      • Rosie
        April 16, 2017

        Sorry this is not on ur topic but it’s the only way I can comment I said to Siri hey computer and she told me 5 different answers for the question the answers where based off of the new Lego batman movie
        Hope u guys enjoy this funny joke

    • Damien Brackett
      November 10, 2016

      Ask Siri, “What’s better, Microsoft or Apple?”

    • Sarah
      February 26, 2017

      Ask Siri: siri your name looks so stupid
      Ask Siri: Siri can you please tell me a story(multiple times,there’s more than one response)
      Ask Siri: what’s one trillion to the tenth power(most funny one)
      Ask Siri: what is 0/0(the answer is: no cookie, no friend…)

    • matt
      June 6, 2017

      say how many years is one year

  2. David
    December 29, 2013

    I’ve never seen this one listed but it makes me laugh, ask Siri “who let the dogs out”

    • Alexie
      October 24, 2016

      Say, dance. 😂😂😂

    • Alexie
      October 24, 2016

      Say, dance. 😂😂😂 it’s funny

      • Progamer
        February 24, 2017

        I totally agree with you 😸

  3. Sarah
    December 29, 2013

    Ask siri “why are fire trucks red”

    • DoodUSmell
      January 6, 2016

      Just so all u doods out there know, this is a very long reply, and you will probably get confused.

      • Trololololo
        June 28, 2017

        I would rather ask if she had a boyfriend

  4. palala
    December 29, 2013

    Tell her she’s not funny after you ask her to tell you a joke, and she just gets mad. I think Siri holds a grudge if you push back too much with responses and commands, she stops answering questions and forms an opinion about you… I am convinced it’s a feature!

    • Udontneed2knowmyname
      August 26, 2015

      She gets mad all the time. I accidentally turned her on and said “Ugh! I don’t want to talk to you!!!” She goes “Fine!” in a sassy way.

      • Alexie
        October 24, 2016

        Weird, when I say that to her she doesn’t get mad

  5. Todd
    December 29, 2013

    Ask her ” who let the dogs out?”

  6. HaHaFunny
    December 29, 2013

    You forgot “Who’s Your Daddy?”

  7. .-
    December 30, 2013

    Can i have a link to the list WITH the spoilers?

  8. Jason
    December 30, 2013

    When I asked Siri if she has any sisters or brothers her response was rather sweet.

    • funnyguy
      March 10, 2016


      • LNug
        July 25, 2016

        It’s weird to (be warned)

  9. Jason
    December 30, 2013

    Ask her “what is the best cellphone?”

  10. Tamara
    December 30, 2013

    I asked Siri to Beam me Up and she said that Scotty had left the building.
    I told her to have a nice day and she said “Y’all have a nice day. I always wanted to say that!”

  11. Tim
    December 30, 2013

    “Siri, what’s the land speed of an unladen swallow?”

    • Nikki
      June 30, 2015

      Is that an African swallow or a European swallow?

      • JJwatermelon
        February 27, 2016

        I don’t know that…

      • Devon Norwood
        January 11, 2017

        To Camelot!

  12. John
    December 30, 2013

    Ask: “Beam me up, Mr. O’Brien”

  13. John
    December 30, 2013

    Where can I buy I disco ball?

  14. Francis
    December 30, 2013

    Say to Siri a few times: supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

  15. Mark
    December 30, 2013

    Babysitter? Who needs one. Print this list out and give it to some kids you need to keep entertained… LOL

  16. Janice
    December 30, 2013

    My daughter asked “Is there a Santa Claus?”
    Siri replied “Those cookies don’t eat themselves.”

  17. JCX
    December 30, 2013

    Once i ask her something randomly and she replied
    “at the tone 1,2,3 beep”

  18. Sebby
    December 30, 2013

    Try “Version”. :)

  19. Br.Bill
    December 31, 2013

    “What should I wear?”

    “Go do that voodoo that you do so well.”

    “Oh” — this one surprised me.

    “Did you see that?”

    “Do you like me?”

    Or, just laugh into the handset.

  20. MacTech
    January 2, 2014

    “Are you smart?” Siri can be kinda creepy with her answer. ;)

    • IAintSayinMyName
      October 3, 2016

      She says, “Well, when I was in school, I had to cheat on my metaphysics exam by staring into the soul of the boy next to me.” CREEPY BRO 😳😳😳😳😳😨😨😨😨😨

  21. MacTech
    January 2, 2014

    “Who is the fairest one of all?”

    • tyler&christina
      May 1, 2014


      • Maggie
        June 22, 2015

        NO!! IT’S ME!!

      • JJwatermelon
        February 27, 2016

        Please we all know I am there fairest of them all, The magic mirror on the wall saws so.

      • LNug
        July 25, 2016

        Then your mirrors are all fakes because I AM THE FAREST OF THEM ALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • DoodUSmell
      January 6, 2016

      Actually, no one is, because Snow White isn’t real and Siri is too stupid to be it, so, you two are just some lame wanna-bes.

        July 15, 2016

        way to ruin the fun @DoodUSmell

      • Neko_Chan
        May 22, 2017


  22. Briana
    January 3, 2014

    Say, “Merry Christmas!” to Siri.

  23. Briana
    January 3, 2014

    Say,”This girl is on fire.” to Siri.

  24. Briana
    January 3, 2014

    Say to Siri, “Sing the Star-Spangled Banner.”

  25. Briana
    January 3, 2014

    Say,”You look like a monkey.” To Siri.

  26. Briana
    January 3, 2014

    Say, “You are about a 101 year old.” to Siri

  27. Briana
    January 3, 2014

    “Do you like minecraft?”

  28. Marjan
    January 4, 2014

    Tell her to f*** off, and she’ll tell you that’s not a very nice thing to say…. Sorry, siri!

    • Mason
      April 30, 2017

      That is first of all not a nice thing to say and second of all if your going to say that stuff then Stop it.

  29. Jayson Smith
    January 5, 2014

    You can get some amusing responses if you ask her about religion. E.G. “Are you Jewish?” “Who is Jesus?” etc.

    • Julian
      December 31, 2016

      It’s quite interesting when you have a couple of Jesus’s in your contacts

  30. Bleek04
    January 5, 2014

    Ask her to sing you a lullaby.

    • Neko_Chan
      May 23, 2017

      And ask it several times for awesome answers xD

  31. Lee
    January 7, 2014

    Ask Siri who her favorite college basketball team is (or football in season).

  32. Chris
    January 11, 2014

    What are you wearing? Several times

  33. skywalker
    January 14, 2014

    Ask siri… “what is the movie Inception about?”

  34. Imbar
    February 23, 2014

    Ask her if she has been naughty or nice.

  35. CJ
    March 17, 2014

    Say “Open Sesame” and she says “Ali Baba, is that you?”

  36. Brian
    April 9, 2014

    “Who farted?” isn’t on here. It’s time to right that wrong.

  37. Angelina
    May 3, 2014

    “Beat me up!” See the results! Very funny!

  38. Michael Aguilar
    June 29, 2014

    I know this is a old thread but when I googled funny Siri comments 2014 this showed up.
    Anyway try asking Siri – how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
    It’s pretty funny . Siri never leaves me unamused.

    • A Person
      November 9, 2014

      That one is already on the list

    • Neko_Chan
      May 22, 2017

      yes, it is already on the list

  39. Arun
    July 18, 2014

    Try this “Do you have a Facebook account”

  40. Steph
    July 31, 2014

    Say “Aussie Aussie Aussie”

    • shannon
      January 22, 2015

      you’re evil did you know that?

    • Andre
      October 12, 2016

      She can’t make it right

  41. Steph
    August 4, 2014

    Ask Siri if he has a pet

    • Neko_Chan
      May 22, 2017

      are you using the Male Siri voice? :P

  42. Leon
    August 11, 2014

    ask Siri, “will you marry me
    she say’s ” I’m not the marrying kind.

  43. Monique
    August 19, 2014

    Ask her do you want to get high with me , do you want to smoke with me and do you smoke cigarettes I died laughing do you want to smoke a cigarettes funny too

  44. Keith
    September 23, 2014

    Ask Siri, is Santa Claus coming to town?

  45. Dakota
    October 13, 2014

    Say mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all she replies back is that you snow white?

  46. Zozita
    October 21, 2014

    Which came first the chicken or the egg?

  47. maddog
    December 19, 2014

    Tell her you sad her response dor

  48. maddog
    December 19, 2014

    Also say your I heard your single 😂😂😂

    Sat knock knock and then when sh answers say KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE YOUR MOM (but only the word mom in capital

  49. Evan
    December 23, 2014

    Ask her what does the fox say several times

  50. anonymous
    December 28, 2014

    ask why am i happy

  51. Pakshahebevhdhs
    January 31, 2015

    Ask her will u b my valentine she’s kinda creepy about that

  52. Happy is to Get flert
    January 31, 2015

    Ru a stalker? Ask her

  53. Kai
    February 28, 2015

    Say do you like ________?

  54. Shamari
    March 7, 2015

    Ask Siri if she know Robert freeman

  55. Harry
    March 11, 2015

    Say to Siri

    Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all

    It’s so funny 😂😂😂

  56. Noddy
    March 28, 2015

    Ask her in your opinion what is the best thing about iphone and she will direct you to apples “most fabulous website”

  57. A Person…
    April 3, 2015

    Ask Siri “will you have a baby with me” 😂😂😂😂I’m dying

  58. A Person…
    April 3, 2015

    Ask Siri “will you have a baby with me” 😂😂😂😂I’m dying also say
    “Does bae mean sh*t” ( don’t mind my language but it’s so funny)

  59. A Person…
    April 3, 2015

    Plz tell me if you did I want to know who thinks it’s as funny as me

  60. Unicorn
    April 28, 2015

    Say “Fart noise” her reply is hilarious

  61. Unicorn
    April 28, 2015


  62. Nicholas
    May 10, 2015

    Say, “stop” a bunch of times.

    • Wadethedestoyer
      July 12, 2015

      I got “Stop! Hammer time! But seriously, I’m not doing anything.”

  63. Jose
    May 16, 2015

    Tell her you’re naked.

    Then say your mom/dad/bro/sis is naked for different response.

    And also ask siri if they naked for yet another

  64. Venneton
    May 24, 2015

    Lol try asking him do you like apple

  65. Sydney
    May 27, 2015

    Ask Siri”Are you single?”

  66. EagleRex
    June 12, 2015

    Okay, this sounds weird, but tell Siri “your boring egg” so funny!!!

  67. Squid
    June 30, 2015

    Ask her “what is 0 divided by 0”

  68. Jack
    June 30, 2015

    Try are you wearing clothes!

  69. Kim
    June 30, 2015

    Siri, what is zero divided by zero?

  70. KitKat
    June 30, 2015

    Ask her “Which is better an iPod or an iPhone “

  71. Julian
    June 30, 2015

    Tell her to call u my name is Jeff it’s funny😂😆

    • Lachlan
      February 5, 2017

      I have and when she says something she is always saying she is Jeff lol

  72. London
    July 1, 2015

    say ok Google

  73. London
    July 1, 2015

    say i am your father

  74. Lara
    July 2, 2015

    Ask what her favourite movie is a few times

  75. Beth
    July 2, 2015

    Ask her to tell you a corny joke. Ask more than once
    Ask for a poem

  76. Beth
    July 2, 2015

    Ask her if she has hair

  77. tom
    July 3, 2015

    Ask siri if she can pole dance.

    ASk her why she vibrates? (re the phone)

  78. Mathias
    July 4, 2015

    Say 112 to Siri 😂

    • Elsa
      January 21, 2016

      OMG I am dying I told my sister to do it she got mad at me

  79. Davidduffy
    July 7, 2015

    Ask her what 9 plus 10 is!!!its so funny

  80. Dylan Holmes
    July 8, 2015

    What’s 0 divided by 0

  81. jan
    July 8, 2015

    Ask Siri to tell you a bedtime story!! there are some funny answers

  82. jan
    July 8, 2015

    don’t say 112 Siri calls emergency services!!

    July 9, 2015

    ask siri to call you “A-hole” or “Idoit.
    Then ask her: “what is my name?”

  84. Mahomed
    July 9, 2015

    Guys you should ask Siri what’s 0 divided by 0

  85. The dog
    July 15, 2015

    Ask Siri what is 0!
    She will tell you that you have no friends!

  86. Adrian
    July 24, 2015

    One you missed is “Hello, this is worker speaking.” (A reference to Firesign Theatre)

    Oddly enough, this is the only joke I’ve found where Siri laughs.

  87. Deanna
    July 28, 2015

    Ask her 0÷0 and she’ll tell you about your life. It’s ridiculous

  88. Katariel
    August 10, 2015

    I told him I liked his singing voice and he should sing to me

  89. Gollum
    August 18, 2015

    Ask her “What have I got in my pocket?”

  90. Anna
    August 25, 2015

    Highlight a song with funny lyrics on A-Z lyrics. Click speak. Siri will “sing” it. It’s so funny. Just make sure you have this option on. (Go to general in setting then accessibility then speech and turn on the top option)

  91. Neelam
    August 28, 2015

    Ask her several times “open the pod bay door ” and she’ll say “you think someone must have opened it by now “

  92. No one knows
    September 7, 2015

    “What is you’re favorite thing to eat”

  93. Abdulkarim
    September 10, 2015

    Tell siri let me take a selfie

  94. Evan
    September 16, 2015

    Tell Siri blab bla bla

  95. A new signer
    September 23, 2015

    Ask her” why are fire trucks red?”

  96. A new signer
    September 23, 2015

    Ask her what is face times face!

  97. A new singer
    September 23, 2015

    Siri killed you in your sleep!

  98. A new signer
    September 25, 2015

    Talk to Siri in a different language and si what she has to say when apple auto corrects you! I did it once and Siri thought I said the f word! Lol!

  99. Momo Dotty
    September 25, 2015

    Oh yea right? Thankyou new singer

  100. VeryAwesomeGamer
    September 26, 2015

    Ask Siri: “Siri, I don’t understand what is the meaning of life”

    Say this word for word and try not to fall of the couch laughing😜😜

  101. CoolPerson
    September 30, 2015

    Star Wars fans, try to say ‘Luke, I’m Your Father!’

    October 25, 2015


  103. Susan
    October 29, 2015

    Ask “what color is your hair?”

  104. A delicate person
    November 10, 2015

    Say who’s your daddy

    • Neko_Chan
      May 22, 2017

      already on the list xD

  105. Aka awesomeness
    November 17, 2015

    If you ask Siri to shake it, she says “I’m sorry.”

  106. Aka awesomeness
    November 17, 2015

    Ask siri if she ever has to go to the bathroom

  107. Aka awesomeness
    November 17, 2015

    😂😅 ask her if she can make you a house

  108. Zach
    November 21, 2015

    ask her what’s up she says random things and this might sound pretty stupid but ask her if she knows the muffin man I tried it it’s funny

  109. Rosie
    November 26, 2015

    Ask her what are does

  110. Aka awesomeness
    November 26, 2015

    Say do you have any kids

  111. Ghostbuster
    December 20, 2015

    Say to Siri “Call the Ghostbusters” In fact say it a few times. Her responses are extreamly funny. XD XD

  112. Kkkkkkkk
    December 26, 2015

    Tell Siri this EXACTLY:

    “Fat loser”

  113. Nicki
    December 31, 2015

    Ask her what is wrong with the presidential campaign

  114. boo
    January 1, 2016

    say “why do you live in my phone?” 😂

  115. boo
    January 1, 2016

    also say “can I change your name?” XD

  116. Me
    January 5, 2016

    Tell Siri android is better than Apple 😂😂😂🤑

  117. Hoodini
    January 6, 2016

    Say, ‘Whats 0 Divided By 0″ And “Who Let The Dogs Out”

  118. Siri Beabtox
    January 13, 2016

    Tell Siri to “beatbox”

    Sounds like most modern garbage music HAHAHAH!!!

  119. Lmno
    January 13, 2016

    Ask Siri: do you wanna build a snowman

  120. Anonymous
    January 15, 2016

    “What is 0 divided by 0?”
    “Siri, beatbox for me.”

  121. Meow
    January 16, 2016

    Tell siri to beat box for you she has a great rhythm

    • Alexie
      October 24, 2016

      After that tell her she has great rhythm

  122. stevemiholics
    January 17, 2016

    I swearI am not making this up. I was laying in bed and said something to Siri. I said I’m going to call Colette now.. and Siri said back, and I know you won’t believe this, but she said with you it is always Colette, Colette, Colette. I was so stunned, and to this day I don’t believe this happened but, I just screamed at Siri and said the following: what are you complaining about you sleep in the bed with me every night. I guess my problem isn’t Siri. it’s gotta be me I stand by the story. I gave away my iPhone and went in a much more direction and maybe even this Siri. but I don’t know if I had a weird phone or I have a weird problem but i separated from Siri and I can tell you without a doubt I have had other questions on that particular phone answered with witnesses much the same The Dog Gone phone had a personality I’m learning personality. kind of scared me as much as I miss it. go figure

  123. Jen
    January 18, 2016

    Ask her if she has a panis or a vigina

    • Neko_Chan
      May 22, 2017

      that is inappropriate!

    • Jakob
      November 10, 2017

      I was going to ask if you could spell

  124. No name
    February 1, 2016

    Say I’m naked Siri

    • Siri Que
      February 1, 2016

      And then ask Siri “Are you naked?”

  125. Mrsinister
    February 20, 2016

    Say to Siri “I am your father” or “your fat”

  126. Holly
    March 5, 2016

    Ask her if she has a crush

  127. Brin Greer
    March 7, 2016

    beat box for me

  128. Sanan Jas
    March 10, 2016

    Say to Siri,
    “From now on, ill call you Jarvis”
    “May the force be with you”
    “*Swear word*”

  129. Sanan Jas
    March 10, 2016

    “Luke, I am your father”

  130. Grace
    April 24, 2016

    Being Me up Skylee

  131. Grace
    April 24, 2016

    Say are you stalking me?
    Then after she responds, say yes you to get a good laugh. 😆

  132. Tyler Key
    April 24, 2016

    Ask Siri sing a song. Then say yes you can.

  133. 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
    April 30, 2016

    Ask Siri “What is a trillion to the tenth power

    • Dabb
      October 2, 2016

      Isn’t that the beat boxing one hahahahahahaha

      • Neko_Chan
        May 22, 2017

        No, the beatboxing one is where she keeps saying cats and boots.

  134. Gracen
    May 9, 2016

    Say may the force bewith you

  135. Maty
    May 14, 2016

    Ask ” do you know hell 900″

  136. ken
    May 15, 2016

    Do u watch game of thrones(try this few times)

  137. Andrew
    May 17, 2016

    Try 0➗0 it’s halires

  138. Ben
    May 31, 2016

    What is zero divided by zero?

  139. Ben
    May 31, 2016

    beatbox for me.

  140. Ben
    May 31, 2016

    do a rap.

  141. Ben
    May 31, 2016

    let’s play Simon says.

  142. Ben
    May 31, 2016

    Are you an alien?

  143. Ben
    May 31, 2016

    siri speak in pig latin. (Ask a few times)

    (inkoay means ‘oink’ in pig latin)

    (omethingsay means ‘something’ in pig latin)

    (Ankay eway etgay ackbay otay orkway ownay means ‘can we get back to work now’ in pig latin)

  144. Ben
    May 31, 2016

    Repeat after me.

  145. Ben
    May 31, 2016

    Why not? (ask a few times)

  146. Ben
    May 31, 2016

    You are my only friend. (ask a few times)

  147. Ben
    May 31, 2016

    OK (ask a few times)

  148. Jaenalyn
    June 2, 2016

    Say, “Luke, I am your father”

  149. Jaenalyn
    June 2, 2016

    say, ” love you you love me let’s team up to kill Barney with the big fat guy sorry kids by Barneys dead”

    She says, “look, a puppy”

  150. Abigayle
    June 8, 2016

    Ask Siri, “Why don’t you have a boyfriend?” It’s great..

  151. Persephone
    July 15, 2016

    Ask Siri,”What’s 0÷0?” It’s such a…Its a harsh response…

  152. LNug
    July 25, 2016

    Ask her: “Do you want children?” It’s great…

  153. LNug
    July 25, 2016

    Ask her: “eat a trumpet” it cracks me up!

  154. Scooby Dooby Doo,”no really”.
    July 25, 2016

    Ask Siri:”rainbows lollie pops and everything that makes happy”. What I think if her response:lol

  155. Marcus Ward
    August 6, 2016

    Say “what is zero divided by zero?” Btw there is a long reply but it will be worth it 😂

  156. A dank meme
    August 11, 2016

    I got 2 do you have long hair and are you fireproof

  157. Me funny
    August 11, 2016

    Once on Christmas siri sed to me, lavis navidad! And I sed and, huh? And she sed, merry chrismas. Then I sed, huh? Then she sed, forget it

    • Nope
      August 12, 2016

      Why don’t you ask Siri how to spell “said” and you may learn how to spell it.

      • Exactly
        August 31, 2017

        Lol you are exactly right @Nope

  158. Try this
    August 23, 2016

    Ask Siri

    “BeatBox for me”.
    Lol soooo funny

  159. Thomas
    August 25, 2016

    Tell her……change you name

  160. Selena
    September 9, 2016

    Say “yo sup” and siri will have a long repky SO FUNNY

  161. Adrian
    September 12, 2016

    Ask “Where can I find a dead fly”

  162. Explosive
    September 19, 2016

    Say “Yo” (have Siri Australian male, and request this several times. (It sounds like “yoy” the first few times “he” says it))

  163. Sylvia
    September 28, 2016

    I asked what I should wear for Halloween twice and got 2 different fun responses.

  164. Sylvia
    September 28, 2016

    I told Siri I couldn’t sleep. He told me to put my phone down and go to bed. He’ll still be here when I wake up.

  165. Momo
    September 29, 2016

    Tell Siri “Shut Up” several times and she’ll stop talking 😂

  166. Cheese man 21
    October 3, 2016

    Say what is 0/0

  167. Lalalalala
    October 18, 2016

    Say My mom to siri

  168. Anonymous
    November 2, 2016

    Ask Siri “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”

  169. mudy
    November 7, 2016

    say what doesn’t the fox say


    what is 0 divided by 0

  170. Bella😜 Bruce
    November 21, 2016

    Say “will you kiss me?” The guy voice says “ok, how about a web search for inappropriate behavior!”

  171. Loveidovei
    November 24, 2016

    Tell him ‘i love u more than myself’
    And he’ll say ‘impossible’ hahahahah

  172. Adam
    December 9, 2016

    “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Gets a few different replies.

    “Can I borrow a pen?”

  173. Henry
    December 11, 2016

    try “what is 0 divided by 0.” it is so funny!!!!

  174. Ricky Sugg
    December 20, 2016

    Ask Siri if she knows Cortana.

    but however don’t even ask Siri 112 cause it’s a trick that the Law Enforcements Is Saying and the government don’t want y’all to fall for the trick.

  175. Bill Morris
    December 21, 2016

    Ask Siri ” Hey, does this thing have an echo?”

  176. NoNamedPerson
    December 23, 2016

    Ask Siri what 0 divided by zero is

  177. Ximena
    December 26, 2016

    Say I have an apple of course you know what she’s gonna say

  178. Wolfie
    January 1, 2017

    weird. My Siri on my macbook is not at all rude to me, no grudges, even if I be really really rude

  179. IᔕIᔕ100
    January 4, 2017

    Tell siri to be at box 🤣🤣 it is so funny. My cousin told me about it and I dont think I have seen it listed ant where! 😉

  180. IᔕIᔕ100
    January 4, 2017

    It changed it from beat box to be at box 😕

  181. Ashlynn
    January 5, 2017

    I’m the fairest of them all Siri the mirror and my ego says so😜😜jk ur all the fairest of them all because of ur inner beauty😌😌 stay loving and kind until next time Ashlynn Frost

  182. Ashlynn
    January 6, 2017

    Ashlynn frost with another message the world is a hard just add ur own aspect of life☺️😇😉

  183. A personnnn
    January 10, 2017

    Ask siri “pronounce my name” so you say your name and then there’s options then you pick which one is right they she asks again ‘so how do you pronounce the name’ and when she asks you she says ‘sorry I didn’t catch that’ then she says again ‘could you say it again?’ and then when you say it she stops you and says ‘I’m sorry *your name* but I’m having trouble understanding you right now.’ IT’S SOOO FUNNY😂😭😂

  184. A personnnn
    January 10, 2017


  185. Drock
    January 12, 2017

    Ask her to read vogon poetry

  186. SaraGraceRhoads123
    January 16, 2017

    Say you look like a monkey and smell like one too!!

  187. Chris
    January 16, 2017

    Ask Siri 000

  188. YoPranksterHomie
    January 21, 2017

    Say meow to Siri

  189. YoPranksterHomie
    January 21, 2017

    I asked Siri “guess what” and she answered ” don’t tell me… you were elected president of the united states, right?” I died of laughter xDDD

  190. Matt
    January 21, 2017

    Do you want to build a snowman

  191. Smer
    January 24, 2017

    Say “what’s 0 divided by 0?”

  192. Fifi
    February 25, 2017


  193. Coleyboley Malkamaki
    February 27, 2017

    Tell Siri sing me a black people song

    • Neko_Chan
      May 23, 2017

      Thats racist…

    • Neko_Chan
      May 23, 2017

      Me: “I have an apple, I have a pen”
      Siri: “By the way, it is not advised to stick apple pencil into fruit. Except kumquat.”

  194. Coleyboley Malkamaki
    February 27, 2017

    Ask Siri what should I be for Halloween multiple times

  195. Izzy
    March 2, 2017

    Say: Siri Beatbox

    She will start beat boxing.

    Say: Siri Rap

    She will start rapping and it is HILARIOUS!!!

    • Jeff
      March 7, 2017

      Tell her no Luke I am your father. It is sooo funny. Ask her or he this multiple tome, there are different answers

  196. Yourmom
    March 9, 2017

    ask siri how to beat box man!!! SUPER FUN!!! one of my friends told me about it and i tried it “boots and cats and boots and cats”

  197. Mathew
    March 12, 2017

    Also try singing the Pen Pineapple Apple Pen song XD

    • Mathew
      March 12, 2017

      or just i have an apple

  198. Jim
    March 14, 2017

    Would Siri talk to herself if you put two ipads face to face ??

    Or just what would Siri do if she heard her own voice ??

  199. Sarah Davis
    March 15, 2017

    Say open seaseme and she will go on the internet and do that : ask her 2 sing (multiple times)

  200. Sarah Davis
    March 15, 2017

    Tell her to “beatbox again ” it’s different!! :)

  201. January
    March 21, 2017

    Tell Siri “you pooped in your pants” after Siri replies say “yes” and see the results 😂😂😂

  202. Greg
    March 27, 2017

    Jim, I tried doing this…she didn’t really know what to do. The first time I did it, she actually asked “Do I hear an echo-echo-echo-echo…?” Her voice trailed off a bit, and with each “echo”, she got softer and softer, like you’d hear if there was a true echo. LOL It was sooooo funny! I’m gonna try it again later.

  203. Bebe
    March 30, 2017

    Ask Siri: “what came first the chicken or the egg?”

  204. Youiop69
    April 4, 2017

    Say beatbox and she wil go boots and cats forever

  205. AbbyKerl
    April 5, 2017

    Say “blah blah blah” it’s very funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂 (it may take a few times):)

  206. Just a guy
    April 6, 2017

    Tell Siri “Cortana is better than you”

  207. Just a country girl
    April 7, 2017

    Tell Siri: “Hey Computer.” From the new lego batman movie!!!

  208. Nick
    April 8, 2017

    Ask “Where is Jesus” OMG it is hilarious!!😂😂

  209. TheSacredRatty
    April 8, 2017

    If you tell Siri “Is this the real life” it’ll start singing Bohemian Rhapsody to you.

    • Alex
      April 19, 2017

      Also if you say “I see a little silhouetto of a man”

  210. The Dude
    April 15, 2017

    Ask if Siri likes chocolate a couple of times

  211. I’m the real Siri
    May 20, 2017

    I asked her want to have s*x? And she replied sorry… I don’t have genetials 😂😂
    Ask this multiple times lol

  212. Aj
    May 31, 2017

    What colour is your hair Siri?

  213. Chuck
    June 2, 2017

    Ask Siri ” what is infinity times infinity ” hilarious what she says

  214. Riley
    June 3, 2017

    Ask Siri to beat box

  215. Erin
    June 17, 2017

    In addition to telling Siri to beat box or to rap, tell her to give you a beat. Different result. :-)

  216. DJPopsicle
    July 7, 2017

    ask him/her to sing several times. its really funny- it WILL do it eventually.
    also try ‘beatbox’ or ‘rap’ lol

  217. Bond, James Bond fvfvfv
    July 8, 2017

    Ask Siri “Okay Google”

  218. random person
    July 15, 2017

    tell siri say a and siri will say it’s out of her abilities XD then say sing the alphabet and if she sings it then she says a XD made me crack up

  219. random person
    July 15, 2017

    doesn’t work anymore for alphabet, though now you can say something to trick her into saying a (maybe make a you’re nickname then say to say you’re name?)

  220. random person
    July 15, 2017

    also change you’re nickname to X/* it will make siri make a beeping noise if you ask her Knock knock

  221. a jenkins
    July 22, 2017

    say: I see a little silhouetteo of a man

  222. Shake
    July 26, 2017

    Say “I see a little silhouetto of a man”

  223. Dana
    July 28, 2017

    Say “I see a little silhouetto of a man” GREAT Response!

  224. Marc Goodbar
    July 31, 2017

    Say to Siri “I see a sillouhette of a man” from the Queen song “Bohemian Rhapsody”

  225. Marc Goodbar
    July 31, 2017

    Lol sorry. Didn’t see that 8 people said it before me

  226. Tim bramer
    July 31, 2017

    Tell Siri I see a little silhouetto of a man. and she sings the rest of the verse

  227. Ari
    August 1, 2017

    Say: I see a little silhouetto of a man

  228. Ari
    August 1, 2017

    Say what’s 100 to the 1000th power

  229. Emily
    August 8, 2017

    Say to Siri: ” I see a silhouetto of a little man”. It’s so funny!!!! 😂😂😂

  230. Brian
    August 14, 2017

    Say ok computer

  231. Adam
    October 8, 2017

    Ask Siri to do an impression.

  232. Roger Sizemore
    October 13, 2017

    What does the fox say?

  233. Lambros
    October 18, 2017

    Open the pod bay doors how (yes dont say this bit but say how instead of HAL)

  234. Mike
    October 20, 2017

    Say To Siri What’s 0 devided by 0

    The response is funny 😂😂😂😂😂📱

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